Thursday, March 23, 2006





WORST BURRITO EVER!!!!!

Where: Malena's on Queen Anne Hill.
What: Carne Asada Burrito w Guac

The Ambiance is similar to what you would expect from a top notch Burrito Establishment but alas this burssito sucked Donkey Dick. The steak was fried in lard and mixed with Green peppers and Onions. There was very little taste to speak of and the taste it did have was due to it being coated in butter. I resorted to covering it in salsa (which was actually pleasant) and using their costco brand La Victoria tortilla chips to make it edible.

Stay away from this second rate place. Oh and they didn't even have an option for grilled chicken , Communists


BURRITO RATING: 3 (Generous 3 cause I like their tacos)



2 comments:

Adam Luchsinger said...

Hey- who is that guy in the picture hiding his face? I agree- I've had better!! Next stop... Gordito's!!

Anonymous said...

I attended the maelna's debacle with Mr Burrito today and thought I would go out on a limb and have the Chorizo Burrito. Bad idea. My gut feels like that midget from Fantasy Island is inside of it with an open bottle of drain cleaner in his hand. themidget has been slowly dripping said drain cleaner into my bowels every 15 minutes, feels like molten lava. Argh! They have the crappy ambience down, now get the food squared away, and for chrissakes, stop buying round tostitos from Costco people!